Size Matters: While an IoE winner, consistent strong finisher, and constant West Coast competitor, Size Matters is HOB worthy for making a '60s Mopar not suck at all on the racetrack. Schumacher Taxi Service: These idiots have appeared at every event east of the Mississippi and featured the worst LeMons car ever seen: a primered Citation X11. Rubber Biscuit Racing: Caprice-wielding warriors with a People's Curse, several trophies, the 2009 Coppa di Bondo title, and fabulous illicit applejack. Onset: The IOE, Organizer's Choice, and Season Title winners who drove a caged glass-lessĬavalier wagon LeMons car from California to Michigan for the Flat Rock race. In no meaningful order:Įyesore Racing : Honored for multiple Organizer's Choice awards, an overall win, fabulous outfits, and Totally Getting It. See Rule 1.1 for clarification.įirst up, we've got the six cars/teams that already made it into the 24 Hours of LeMons Wall of Blame. In the end, what Chief Perp Jay Lamm says, goes. Think of it as an autocracy that flashes a democratic face for the cameras. One last little note before you jump and vote: Those of you planning to stuff the ballot box by voting early and often should know that this vote in no way resembles a democracy. Expect future WoB classes to consist of just ten teams total, but as LeMons has been around since 2006 and they just bothered thinking up the WoB before the start of their fifth racing season, there was lots of catching up to do. Then, based off the results of the poll below (and a poll from some other site) an additional ten teams/cars/personalities will be selected as this year's class members. something! Realizing just how sub-mental most LeMons fans are, the 24 Hours of LeMons HQ has gone ahead and selected six teams to be inducted into this year's WoB class. Each inductee will be honored with a plaque made of Chinese lead, to be hung at LeMons HQ next to such other priceless artifacts as the original Noch Einer Scheiß-E30 stencil and Judge Jonny's first powdered wig-an object equally redolent of history, stale tobacco smoke, and scalp smegma."Sure sounds like. But starting today, a rarified handful of LeMons over-underachievers will be immortalized forever through the LeMons Wall of Blame. Brilliant themes become tired after the fifth time around for a Mr. Teams break up due to Sawz-All fights and/or prison terms. The Great Avalanche of 1899 is caused by a solo from the Tuba of Rocklympus on Mt."LeMons stuff never lasts: Cars explode or are hauled off by angry wives. Otis works as an elevator operator and is driven mad by elevator music The Ancient Sambans predict that the world will end in 1001 years
The Peaceville Triangle causes a pirate ship, a blimp, a plane, and a UFO to crash into an iceberg Kin arrives from the future and causes lemons to grow on plants and accidentally uninvents lemonade
The Peaceville Dinosaurs are wiped out by a Dinosaur Killing Asteroid brought forth by the Bassoon of Rocklympus The events of Rocklympian Rock Lore occur See the reference list for more information. Note: Due to very little information being presented about dates, a lot of this is based upon a reference point. This article contains plot details about one or more episodes.Ī complete timeline of all events mentioned in the show from Rock Lore before 66 million B.C.E to Kin and Kon's Future Selves after 2012.
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